Welcome! If you thought the craziest things at school happened in the hallways, think again. The real adventures happen behind those mysterious stall doors.
Let’s be honest: the school bathroom is less of a restroom and more of a:
- secret therapy office
- last-minute makeup studio
- and sometimes…an accidental comedy show
We’ve gathered the funniest and strangest bathroom stories from anonymous MHS students. Whether you came here for a laugh, to relate, or just to confirm that other people have also experienced pure bathroom chaos, you’re in the right place.
Starting with the craziest stories. Hold your breath (for obvious reasons) and enjoy.
- “Someone held another person’s hand under the stall while the other person had really bad diarrhea.”
What a nice thing to do, right? Would you hold someone’s hand if they were tragically blowing up the toilet?
Next up, when someone mistook the bathroom for a trampoline park.
2. “A kid started to jump on the toilet, and it broke, and he fell inside.”
I guess he went for a swim instead.
Now, buckle up for the scariest and most uncomfortable responses.
- “One time I walked into the bathroom, but there was a girl behind me that had to go too, and when we both got in a stall she called over and asked, ‘Hey… are you pooping..?’ in this creepy, anonymous, and high-pitched voice, and I almost cried.”
Let’s be real, we would all be scared if that happened to us.
2. “I once went to poop, and I couldn’t figure out how to flush.”
Yikes, this might be the scariest of them all.
Next, a look at the strangest encounters
- “When I went to use the restroom (at the middle school), I walked in, and there were two people, who I didn’t know, and they both were on the floor playing with Pokémon cards.”
A little unsanitary, but I mean, hey, they had to finish their game.
2. “One time, I walked into the bathroom, and the entire stall door was on the floor!”
Who was using the restroom, the Hulk?
From funny to concerning, the responses that we found were the most serious.
- “One time I went to the bathroom and there were like 4 girls vaping in a circle and I walked around them because I really had to pee lol, and when I got out to wash my hands they were all gone and all I could smell was the fruity and strong smelling smoke, I was disappointed but went on with my day, as I am headed back to class I am taken by security for a random search and they didn’t find anything but it was so annoying that because I was last in there they assumed that of me instead of looking closer at the cameras and seeing the 4 other girls looking like they were on another planet.”
Wow, poor girl. At least we know our security team is doing what they can to fix this issue.
2. “I’ve walked in on people vaping, and the smoke hit me when I walked in and choked.”
At the end of the day, awkward and strange bathroom encounters are a part of the high school experience, but dodging clouds of smoke shouldn’t be. Maybe one day, the only surprises the bathroom will contain will be the funny ones, and not the ones where you have to hold your breath.
On a more serious note, consider checking out Clearing the air: How vaping is taking over school bathrooms. School should feel like a safe space for everyone. Spread the word. No more vaping in bathrooms.
